Stinky Poops

I’ve got stinky poops
I can’t deny the truth
For it simply would be clear
If ever you came near

Some people may be pretty
And others may be witty
But I think I’m mostly sure
That my poops still stink more

So you’d best beware
If ever I am where
A toilet seat don’t shine
That stench is surely mine

John Thompson
May 20, 2008